keep in mind all these were within 2 hrs of each other
hearing impaired quote of the day; Brook(6) says, "Eeewww! Diarrhea of a Wimpy Kid!" as she watched the ad for Diary of a Wimpy Kid (a new movie out)
Gage(8) says,"I'm just never gonna get married because then you have kids and kids are always leaving lights on around the house, running your power bill up and using a bunch of water, you know, using up all your money!"
She says, "So why can't I just marry Gage?" and I reply that it is illegal, she needs to marry outside of her own family. "One day you'll find some cute boy you really really like and you'll decide you love him a lot and you'll wanna live with him and he'll help you have all the babies you want..."
she says, "But what if I decide he's just crazy?" and I say, "You come back home to Mama and Daddy!!!"
and finally, while at the ER this morning getting a strep test that requires a throat swab/sample...I explain that they need a sample of the back of her throat and she asks almost in tears, "Will they give it back when they are finished?"